Lexicon Additions: FITAD

Let's face it, there are just days that work has you bent over. As good a phrase as BOHICA is, I thought it's 2006, we need a new word. So I submit to you the netizens out there:
FITAD (and two variants)
FITAD (Default): Fucked In The Ass Day

FITAD (Extreme): Fucked In The Ass Dry

FITAD (Repetition): Fucked In The Ass Daily

Your thoughts?