MySpace truths

Now let me be frank. I'd normally be posting on my MySpace blog, but well, in a twist of irony, the blog system is throwing those oh-so descriptive "A System error has occurred" messages... Soooo here I am on Blogspot (ahhh) giving you some basic truths about MySpace.

98% of the friend requests you receive will be porn. Or at the very least, porn-esque. Your bulletin page will have all but 1 useful bulletin. Your photo gallery will invariably become an opportunity for folks to critique EVERYTHING about the photo (whew lord knows I'm guilty)

Now I'm not trying to say MySpace is bad... no, wait actually yes yes I am. MySpace confounds me however in that despite the fact that it has about the worst base layout, horrible customized layouts (I mean really what good is a layout if it means I can't read word-1 of your page), is about as stable as a two legged high chair, and frankly is as secure as a top-down convertible at night in Oakland, yet somehow is the poster child for social networking. People let me tell you, if MySpace is any indication of how fucked up society is, we are seriously in for a rocky future.