OS X --- What'll it take

No idea how this conversation got started...

Vraxx: how does me running OS X correlate to you getting money
Mike: I dunno
Mike: I think it goes like this
Mike: 1 osx
Mike: 2 ???
Mike: 3 profit for mike!
Vraxx: ah
Vraxx: you went to the underpants gnome school of business eh?
Mike: nope, underwater basketweaving