A New Gaming Concept: Pay-Pal-adin

As a solo Paladin, I've realized it's hard work earning money... So I'm suggesting a new system I call Pay-Pal-adin... You see, Paladins are trustworthy. For monetary transactions or for protection, people could use a Paladin much like they made use of the pony express.

Let's look at why this is a good idea:

Free Mounts means low-overhead for transportation, the cost savings of which we pass on to YOU our customer..

Rigoddamndiculous Armor levels means you know you’re stuff is safe in our hands.

Need to run from a fight? We can cover you for a whole 10 seconds!

OK in all seriousness, even I have to admit, that paladins are one of the easiest classes to play. Second most hated only to the Rogue. But for a non-l33t player like myself, the extra cushioning sure comes in handy.

Zantarax (Kilrogg)